Teacher's Note:
"During gym she bit another friend. Please talk to Hannah about not biting others. Other than that, she had a good day."
Whuuuut??? Ok, so we thought it was kinda stupid and absurd to talk to our ALMOST 2 year old about something that happened at 10:00 AM that morning but ok, if you say so. It went something like this.
Daddy: "Hannah, listen to mommy and daddy right now. We do not bite others. NO bite."
Mommy: "Hannah, NO bite, we love and hug our friends but NO bite."
Daddy: "We DO NOT bite our friends. Ok?"
Mommy: "Hannah, say "DO-NOT-BITE-FRIENDS."
Hannah, with no eye contact, looking down at her feet, and sitting on her chair, in her adorable baby talk babbled:
"Dun-no-by-fins." (kinda)
Daddy: "Good, now let's hug and kiss."
So we hug and kiss each other. The day after our talk.
Teacher's note:
"Hannah enjoyed the class project- community helper: The minister. She almost bit a friend today. Please encourage her not to bite."
Mommy's stipulations: How do you ALMOST bite a friend? Do these teachers have children? Do they know how hard it is to sit your ALMOST 2 year old and have a talking to about something that happened so long ago? In her defense, I was a biter so she had the genes to become a biter. This is not an excuse but more of an explanation, yea, that's it!
Almost 2 year old, almost biter, that's progress for us!

'Biting' to an 'almost biting' status is good for these parents.