Kelly's Top Ten
The Top 10 reasons it's not always fun being pregnant in the summer months...
#10 Having hot flashes and people thinking it's a sunburn.
#9 At least you have a reason for coming home and getting naked.
#8 Sweat-stach no matter what time it is in the day.
#7 Your wedding rings won't fit (which is why you are preggo in the 1st place).
#6 Your fingers look like sausages...hey if you're really craving something, you can just feast on your hand.
#5 Your electricity bill doubles because it's too damn HOT!
#4 General lack of caring because every inch of your body is sweating (blow drying hair is super fun).
#3 Cankles anyone?
#2 It's real fun to go to the grocery store (or anywhere for that matter).
And the # 1 reason it's not always fun being pregnant in the summer months is...
#1 My kid will be able to drive before yours will!
#10 Having hot flashes and people thinking it's a sunburn.
#9 At least you have a reason for coming home and getting naked.
#8 Sweat-stach no matter what time it is in the day.
#7 Your wedding rings won't fit (which is why you are preggo in the 1st place).
#6 Your fingers look like sausages...hey if you're really craving something, you can just feast on your hand.
#5 Your electricity bill doubles because it's too damn HOT!
#4 General lack of caring because every inch of your body is sweating (blow drying hair is super fun).
#3 Cankles anyone?
#2 It's real fun to go to the grocery store (or anywhere for that matter).
And the # 1 reason it's not always fun being pregnant in the summer months is...
#1 My kid will be able to drive before yours will!


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